I was going to come, but then I remembered I hate to get ready.
I wish I could lie in bed all day and just DM my friends memes.
Unfortunately, my job expects me to show up for my paycheck and I like actually seeing my friends sometimes. So alas, occasionally I find myself in real pants.
Generally, by the time I quit wallowing and whining about needing to get ready and crawl out of bed to start, I have about 10 minutes to pull it together.
But, per laws of the universe, the most surefire way to run into your ex is to NOT get ready.
So I want to look like I tried…without actually trying. You feel me?
Occasionally I Match is a resource for how to look like you tried…without actually trying.
This site is dedicated to tips + tricks to get ready better. I play human guinea pig to make sure at least you can look like you have your life together (even if it ends poorly for me on the testing phase).
Because some days, just making it out the door is an accomplishment.
Subscribe now for tips straight to your inbox. You seriously don’t even have to leave bed to get them.
Want to say hello or share your tricks? Send it to firstname.lastname@example.org